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Post by lhelmer on Feb 27, 2013 16:56:11 GMT -5
a guys walking to church with a talking parrot on his shoulder. they walk past a construction site and the parrot hears get a ladder bring him up. they keep walking and pass a bunch of guys telling stories and the parrot hears oh bologna. they keep walking and pass a carnival booth the parrot hears hit a color win a prize. they get to church and the priest is talking about how the devil is in hell. the parrot yells out get a ladder bring him up. the priest gets mad and says the devil belongs in hell. the parrot yells out oh bologna. the priest gets so mad he throws his bible and hits a black guy. the parrot yells out hit a color win a prize.
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Post by Natsuno on Feb 27, 2013 20:33:14 GMT -5
Wow! Hahahahaha!
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Post by lhelmer on Mar 1, 2013 19:56:35 GMT -5
The Top 10 Rejected Beer Slogans
10. Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
9.A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
8. Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
7. You have to fill your bladder with something.
6. We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
5. Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
4. It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
3. Easier to Spell than Whiskey
2. The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
1. Beer: It's how you got here.
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